REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP
But for real.
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10:15 pm • 17 September 2014 • 162,908 notes
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
7:25 pm • 17 September 2014 • 104,398 notes
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
5:31 pm • 17 September 2014 • 177,390 notes
i’m pretty sure you created tron
*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*
Welcome to the grid
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10:04 am • 16 September 2014 • 348,135 notes
So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…
8:05 pm • 14 September 2014 • 149,236 notes
A dress designed to change color in the rain, thanks to dye sewn into
the seams. Created by Sean Kelly, Modeled by Angelica Guillen-Jimenez
7:56 pm • 14 September 2014 • 110,849 notes
Dads and Tumblr
Dads are like their own species
I miss my dad he is just like these dads 😂😂😂
#DADS I LOVE MY DAD
7:54 pm • 14 September 2014 • 211,386 notes
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
10:18 am • 13 September 2014 • 200,802 notes
Oh God why am I posting this. Ok so this is basically the intro to a thing I want to make. But it’s also good as its own thing, I guess. It took to long. An dit’s kinda dumb. Whatever.
Hey look at this thing I drew a long time ago
This is great
7:26 pm • 12 September 2014 • 65,620 notes
Photos of Keke Palmer’s debut as Cinderella will bring tears to your eyes
Keke Palmer took the stage Tuesday night as the title character in Broadway’s Cinderella, marking the first time an African-American actress has played the role on theater’s biggest stage.
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9:23 am • 12 September 2014 • 100,815 notes
Malcolm X: Our History Was Destroyed By Slavery
on March 17, 1963 in Chicago.
see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’.
How come I didn’t know this
Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.
9:17 am • 12 September 2014 • 102,382 notes